sucking dick

gay sex

you suck a dick if you like it sucking dick

by roobing January 11, 2025

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.

Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!

by LeilaSP March 21, 2019

Corn Sucking

The act of sucking on corn while in the middle of a gay orgy

We should do Corn Sucking tonight

by MommyWiggles August 25, 2017

suck eggs

To be told how to do something you already have the knowledge of doing

As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .

by chippy112323 April 10, 2025

suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'

*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."

by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018

Sucks being right

Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.

Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."

A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"

Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!

A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"

Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025