Rule 55

No matter what any forum of art has a Carl Wheezer version of it somewhere

Person 1: Hey I just found an exception to Rule 55. Two girls one cup.
Person 2: I have some news for you.
person 1 promptly blows their brains out onto person 2
Person 2: The individual feels the futility of human desires aims and the sublimity and marvellous order which reveal

themselves both in nature and in the world of thought.

by Dr. Candice Teepo MD March 4, 2022

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Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

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knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

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college rule

Ten minutes. The acceptable time you should wait for the start of a meeting, conference call, or even for a friend to show up. You should allow ten minutes for the key people or person to show up. If they do not then you can leave or move along with your life.

We all showed up to that meeting, but Bob who organized the thing wasn't there. We gave it the college rule and then left for lunch early. He can reschedule if it is important.

Hey Bob, I was there at the subway station on time and applied the college rule. I couldn't wait all day for you.

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe February 7, 2018

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