eye cancer

somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.

oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.

by thewiththe March 30, 2010

Cink Eye

The closest eye that any human could ever keep. The term was coined by a Chicago dentist watching Stewart Cink in the 2009 British Open. It was rumored he texted a close friend, when Cink started the back 9 at +1 par, that he "was keeping the closest eye on Cink". Cink came from behind and won the 2009 British Open for his first major championship.

Dr V.: I predicted the last 4 teams to get in the NCAA March Madness Tourny.

Pharaoh: Dude, that is a Cink eye.

Dawg: Ok dude

by DrProXX January 19, 2011

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

red-eye dial

Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.

"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."

by Colls March 5, 2007

Pink Eye Lemonade

n. A sexual encounter; The act of simultaneously urinating in your partner's mouth while farting in their eyes.

1. My eyes are rather itchy from that Pink Eye Lemonade last night!

2. Harold, give me a huge warm glass of Pink Eye Lemonade...right now.

by D3coy November 30, 2009

dead behind the eyes

A person whom through hardship, continual failure, and struggle, losses a part of themselves in the process.

Growing up and constantly moving from place to place every year or semi annually. Bryan Callen had to leave friends and family pets behind.

Bryan Callen had to develop a very thick skin, which is akin to his now developed character and trademark phrase of being. DEAD BEHIND THE EYES

by Bryan Callen January 20, 2016