Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

J-Maine

To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.

"man you better not do another J-Maine tonight, that was so out of order last night man!!"

by craigie babie January 30, 2008

J spot

Where Alex James Murray and William bun zoots

Wee sacks come j spot

by anonymous September 26, 2020

J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

J

In Cantonese context, it means penis.

I have a big J

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011