How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009
Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
by JrsProperty17 March 02, 2012
by Anonomous132412451254 April 10, 2007
the best song by the amazing band FLYLEAF--
shes singing about meeting God in heaven or experiancing Him in your life--
by far the most amazing song i have ever heard.
shes singing about meeting God in heaven or experiancing Him in your life--
by far the most amazing song i have ever heard.
by ansleygray April 26, 2008
An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.
Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.
See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"
Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.
See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"
Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.
by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010
Rrrr lad I've spilt me bevy, soz abar me...
I smashed a fuckin wrong'n last night laa, soz abar me...
I smashed a fuckin wrong'n last night laa, soz abar me...
by InnuendoMusicUK October 26, 2011