jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
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Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"
by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009
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Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
by JrsProperty17 March 02, 2012
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Frat me a bronson

To recieve a beer, usually a natty light, at no charge from a fraternity brother
"Hey man, I'm out. Can you frat me a broson?"

"Pledge, frat me a bronson"
by Anonomous132412451254 April 10, 2007
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all around me

the best song by the amazing band FLYLEAF--
shes singing about meeting God in heaven or experiancing Him in your life--
by far the most amazing song i have ever heard.
the song all around me saved my life
by ansleygray April 26, 2008
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get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.
Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.
by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010
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Soz Abar Me

Sorry about me... Apologies regarding my being...
Rrrr lad I've spilt me bevy, soz abar me...
I smashed a fuckin wrong'n last night laa, soz abar me...
by InnuendoMusicUK October 26, 2011
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