Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

0 rizz
0 bitches
But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer

Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

by elitespammer June 2, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

move a bird

Transporting pounds of cocaine in one trip

Girl: Do you want to move a bird later

Guy: What’s that
Girl: It’s 2.2 lbs of cocaine

by Mutationsamen August 14, 2022

Tox Dmitri Birdenstoff

My Friend Camden's stuffed Dodo

ME: Hey is that Camden?
Person: Yeah and he has Tox Dmitri Birdenstoff with him

by Stashicittyoshi September 9, 2022

Goofy ahh bird

Respons to everything. Answer to everything. 42.

"Why do u get so mad at videogames?"

"Goofy ahh bird... (bruh wth bruh)"

by SexyManHandler125 September 24, 2022

Leenas prego with a bird

A really cool group chat between some people including leena who is prego with a bird. Nobody on this group chat is a banounou. They are each their own banaenae. COOLIO

Omg leena have you heard the news on leenas prego with a bird

by anonymous November 16, 2022

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023