Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

A holiday made by Emazo.
Every November 23rd, Emazo will ping the entire server to say Skinny is bad, now what is the difference between him saying this on the holiday, vs him saying it on a daily basis like he already does? Absolutely nothing.
Every November 23rd, Emazo will ping the entire server to say Skinny is bad, now what is the difference between him saying this on the holiday, vs him saying it on a daily basis like he already does? Absolutely nothing.
Skinny on 11-23-20, at 13:50: “Is there an official today?”
Emazo on 11-23-20, at 13:51: “ As a matter of fact yes! it is official skinny is bad day! 🥳”
Emazo on 11-23-20, at 13:51: “ As a matter of fact yes! it is official skinny is bad day! 🥳”
by ThePsycho— November 23, 2020

by Motocycle April 13, 2021

This bad soul had sex with his step daughter ,while married to her Mother.
This bad soul ,treat his dying wife like shit.
This bad soul ,treat his dying wife like shit.
by anonymous December 18, 2021

When 2 gay femboys decide to fuck the shit out of their boi-pussy until they faint and fall asleep on each other.
Femboy1: Hey wanna hop on bad bussy?
Femboy2: Yeah sure lets do it at your place, cause I don't wanna get caught.
Femboy2: Yeah sure lets do it at your place, cause I don't wanna get caught.
by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.
Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.
by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023
