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cat in a t-shirt

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.
Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!
by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006
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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
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Under the Cat's Paw

Very drunk, specifically on gin.

A result of the "gin craze," British government tried to stem the flow of gin with prohibitive taxes and rules, which drove the gin scene underground during 18th-century England. Exploiting a loop-hole in these new regulations, where a bartender couldn't be prosecuted for serving gin if the police couldn't be sure exactly which bartender served it, wooden plaques shaped like a black cat (hence "Old Tom gin") were mounted on the outside wall of some pubs. These cat plaques had little paws, and under the cat's paw was a slot to put money in and a small lead tube. From the tube would come a shot of gin, poured by the bartender, who remained anonymous from inside the pub.

Today, "under the cat's paw," simply means to be very drunk on gin, perhaps to great excess, as that is where most of these gin-crazed bar-patrons would have spent most of their time.
"I'm going to be under the cat's paw tonight!"

"Billy, if you don't slow down on those martinis, you'll be under the cat's paw in no time!"

"I can't remember a thing- I was absolutely under the cat's paw!"
by PW Magnussen January 10, 2020
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ur cat a bat

Probably the worst insult anyone has ever used, it was found in the depths of earth and used only when someone uses bad insults
Person 1: ur sister a mister
Person 2: ur cat a bat
World: *explodes*
by godispasegottgott May 19, 2018
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Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!
by Nyxy January 2, 2020
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Howling hound cat

A howling hound cat is when you ejaculate at the same time as pulling a females hair then fisting her all at the same time
Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still soar
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020
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Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
by arb05002 October 16, 2011
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