Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019

10-10-10 rule

A rule to tell your friends so that they don’t walk home when it’s unsafe. If it’s after 10pm, it’s more than a 10 minute walk, and you’re looking like a 10 (which you ALWAYS are), then you get an Uber.

Especially for big city girls and gays, but also country boys and everywhere in between.

She told me she could walk home at 1am, but it’s a 20 minute walk, so she called an Uber. She followed the 10-10-10 rule, so we didn’t have to fight about it like we always do!

by DrunkandSafeCelena February 1, 2024

Not That Bad Rule

Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.

Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.

Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.

by coopdaddy19 May 28, 2018

Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63

by 18thAngel September 27, 2018

11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 16, 2010

The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.

The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Rule #11

Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.

Rule #11 = be fukin successful

by Matusk4_ April 22, 2023