jack daniels

Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.

"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."

"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."

"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"

jack daniels by The Squad May 21, 2006

jack shit 

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

jack shit by bumpie July 26, 2008

Jack Black 

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish

The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.

Jack Black by LaughingNow January 5, 2008

Jack in the box 

1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.

They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.

2. Children's toy... whatever.

Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.

Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?

Bill: I got you the toy *lol*

Ted: *punches Bill in the face*

Jack in the box by Flick507 June 2, 2011

Jack Sauce 

The orange sauce that they don't have anywhere else on the planet. I believe it is Thousand Island mixed with French Dressing.

May I have a Jumbo Jack with extra Jack sauce?

Jack Sauce by Seraph April 18, 2005

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

Jack Meer by freakindude01 December 14, 2009

Jack n the Box me Off 

Masturbation.

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!

Jack n the Box me Off by JYW1 January 4, 2011