Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

Slip of the dick

When your dick slips out while having sex.

Jessica: FUCK ME HARDER BRAD, DON'T STOP!
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I'mheretofuckyourbitch September 23, 2016

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016

Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011