cunt shit

Individual that is whimpy and nonconfrontational, but likes to go around causing problems behind one's back.

Damn, Joe left another note about washing the dishes before he went out of town. What a little cunt shit.

by For You Chris November 3, 2006

pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.

Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!

by BPonD December 26, 2008

cunt bucket

a bucket full of chopped up cunts. namely over 5 or 6 cunts.

check out this cunt bucket. There are probably like 5 or 6 of them in there!
tardass's

by yourallfuckinghomos December 24, 2009

Cunt Balls

When you are dejected. Alternate to saying "Shucks" or "Muther fuckers" in frustration. Instead, say, "Cunt Balls!".

1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."Cunt Balls!"

2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"

3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"

by Kevin Side of Bacon August 5, 2010

cunt swaggler

1) a female who cunt blocks her friends
2) a term of endearment
3) someone who is always late for her period

1) Dude, Jessica was such a cunt swaggler last night.
2) Whose a good little cunt swaggler?
3) Maybe if that cunt swaggler was on the pill I could bust in her.

by amlzzzzz April 6, 2010

cunt seat

any passanger seat of any car.

guy 1: I wanna drive
guy 2: Not a chance i will not sit cunt seat

by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009

gumma cunt

Tertiary (late) stage syphilitic sores on the vaginal wall (i.e., cunt). The lesions are red with a necrotic and oozing center. These sores are typically the sign of a long term syphilis infection and the implication is that if you suffer from them, you are sexually promiscuous (and nasty).

That girl is so skanky, I bet she has a gumma cunt." Can also be used to as an embellished derogatory name, e.g., "she is such a gumma cunt."

by Evelyn Waugh April 27, 2011