I'm horny & have zero chance of getting laid tonight, I think I'll go blues dancing & rub my tiny boner on all the women I can.
by Keystone swinger January 31, 2014
Get the blues dancingmug. The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.
"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."
by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007
Get the black and blue ballsmug. A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
by birdman2346 January 21, 2019
Get the Blue Ribbon Hogmug. A variation of the Lumber Jack Breakfast, when you are logjamming a woman and then hold her nose until she turns blue and passes out.
by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008
Get the Babe the Blue Oxmug. by Ig08 April 17, 2021
Get the Blue Premium Bondmug. 1. A sleepy little nowhere port. Gossip Central. A place where no one I mean no one can mind there own business.
2. A lovely, blueberry covered hill that rises out of a pretty salt-water harbor.
3. If you don't like Hippies don't come here.
2. A lovely, blueberry covered hill that rises out of a pretty salt-water harbor.
3. If you don't like Hippies don't come here.
I went on vacation in Blue Hill, Maine. It was so boring that we had nothing else to do besides It so I got knocked-up.
Blue Hill, Maine drove all the normal people away so we get drunk with the local characters.
Blue Hill, Maine drove all the normal people away so we get drunk with the local characters.
by Jscrilla March 8, 2011
Get the Blue Hill, Mainemug. Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.
by jejeunivers January 8, 2022
Get the Who's your blue?mug.