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Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
by plopdoggy May 22, 2018
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Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic
by Dougtherug September 19, 2019
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Cork yo’ good shit

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY
by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018
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Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.
Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.
by KappaTango July 6, 2011
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Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"

It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
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Your money's no good here!

This phrase is not a way of indicating that the listener has the wrong currency for use in payment. It can be used in at least two ways. First, with a negative intent, as a way of refusing service, preemptively, to a person who wishes to buy something. This usage is intended to get rid of or threaten the listener. Conversely, the second usage is a bit of Mafia bravado as a way of paying the bill at a restaurant, or some other establishment as a way of impressing the listener or putting the listener in the speaker's debt. In this case, the exchange is stereotypically gendered where the speaker is male and the listener is female.
Dawn, I'm talkin' t'you. Your money's no good here!
by tvod December 27, 2016
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