A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Girl: Oh my gosh I’m so thankful I don’t have to go to Shuksan Middle School
Friend: Yeah I agree with you. At least both of us aren’t pot-headed skanky bitches like the kids who go there.
Friend: Yeah I agree with you. At least both of us aren’t pot-headed skanky bitches like the kids who go there.
by >:( February 1, 2019
Get the Shuksan Middle School mug.Hampshire MID is so boring 90% of the kids are white spoiled kids or basic white popular girls. The paper in the bathroom is so thin and useless the kids make racist jokes and think their so funny and their are kids that are still stuck in 2nd grade i dont even know how their even mannaging to pass classes like they all share a single braincell. The teachers are so rude and u will get in trouble for doing ANYTHING the school lunch food sucks @ss the cheese gets cold in 24.45 milliseconds and the pizza is crusty and dry. All the kids in the school are bitche$ and ugly little dumpster diving rats the fat fuckin&g kids take a whole seat in the bus and the popular girls be making random rumors abt evreyone. Conclusion hampshire mid . Is filled with annoying white kids
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Get the Middle finger to eyes mug.The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.
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