E-Fishing Disease

E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.

Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?

Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time

*1 week later*

Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing

Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!

by Defftik April 7, 2010

fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.

Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

by steven yard July 4, 2010

Dirty South Fish Hook

two in the giney one in the hiney

by ruthie March 5, 2003

drinking from the fish pot

the act of licking a woman out

tom l wanted to drink from viviens fish pot

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

Minnesota Ice Fishing

The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.

Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"

Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."

Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011

Smell like fish

This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.

ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.

ex.2: Are they smelling like fish yet?

by JJD and CAF April 12, 2009

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003