Brown water snake 

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

Brown water snake by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

Hotdog water 

A wax cartridge that is very oily and looks like hit dog water

Yo that carts wax, that shit some hotdog water

Hotdog water by Gabethebabe01 July 3, 2019

Midget Water 

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

Midget Water by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Rob Water 

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

Rob Water by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Is water wet 

The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")

Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.

If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.

Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"

Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"

Is water wet by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019

Squishy Water 

The squishiest water on the internet. Squishy Water is a clothing brand run by Nick Casper and is based on Sad Water.

Person 1: Do you have the new Squishy Water shirt?
Person 2: Duh, it's the squishiest merch ever!

Squishy Water by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Tap Water 

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

Tap Water by MyAS$ August 30, 2019