Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.

Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!

by Monquiis November 28, 2010

Ski Pole Party

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.

Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.

by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014

dubai porta parties

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.

Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.

by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018

intimate pity party

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Roman Succession Party

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

Anti-Mason Party

The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.

Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.

by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008