amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.

Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

by steven yard July 4, 2010

Dirty South Fish Hook

two in the giney one in the hiney

by ruthie March 5, 2003

drinking from the fish pot

the act of licking a woman out

tom l wanted to drink from viviens fish pot

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

Minnesota Ice Fishing

The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.

Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"

Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."

Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011

Smell like fish

This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.

ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.

ex.2: Are they smelling like fish yet?

by JJD and CAF April 12, 2009

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003