Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no

A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law

by Gbit July 13, 2018

Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."

by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.

My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

step-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's spouse.

My step-co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m going to fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021