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The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.
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d-bagg special 

when a person smashes their ball sack with a hammer and then suck them down a vacuum tube at full power.
" Woah man Juley got the d-bagg special"
d-bagg special by jafrobie February 8, 2024

West's Theory Of Specific Economic Destruction 

Summary: AI will specifically destroy jobs created by computers in the first place, preserving 'offline' jobs, while minimally impacting work quality, and preserving gross productivity.

1) The jobs that AI destroys will largely be isolated to many of the same jobs the computers created, facilitated or enabled, 2) The more that workers in a given field were reliant upon computers, the lower the percentage of them will be required to accomplish the same output after AI is deployed; this reduction in demand for workers could be up to 90% in some market segments. 3) When this happens, work quality only suffers slightly; 4) When this happens, productivity is not reduced, and some companies may scale-up fewer workers to surpass previous productivity levels.

The take-away is that jobs that were largely or entirely not dependent on computers (or which predate computer) will be less impacted by the rollout of ML and AI. These jobs include carpenters, police, paramedics, doctors, refuse workers, power linesmen.

This will remain true until corporations push culture if not laws to have androids perform those remaining jobs left to humans (e.g. carpenters, police, paramedics, doctors, refuse workers, power linesmen). At that point, society will debate whether productivity is more important that anthropocentrism and protecting a moralized, industrious, human populations.

Put forth by Zackery West, marketer, in 2024.

reworded and resubmitted
"I'm a USPS door delivery mailman, so, according to West's Theory Of Specific Economic Destruction, my job delivering mail should be fine even if the Postal Service grows more efficient at correctly routing addresses and scheduling delivery drivers."

Terre Haute Special

A previously-wrecked car that has been repaired with panels from at least two other cars of different paint colors, thus giving the repaired car a minimum of three colors of paint on the body. While completing a low-budget repair of a car with good parts, it is understandable to not care if the donor car matches the paint of the car being repaired. If, however, you need parts from TWO different cars, you are either really hard up, or a master of ghetto economics, and your "ride of a different color" proclaims you are hood to the ground.
"Lewis fixed his car with a bunch of parts from Mike's. It drives, but it's three different colors now; Terre Haute Special."

"Dispatch, you said a *white* Buick? The tag matches, but this car is green." "Pass him and check the front." "Dispatch, this thing is black up front and white from the waist down with a yellow door." "Noted. Terre Haute Special."

Lil Smokey special 

When the principles kid flashes you and spins it in circles
Last night my friend gave me a lil Smokey special

Nick Casey Special 

When your cock goes straight and hangs a hard left halfway to the end! Almost as good as Mike Tyson’s left hook.
Hey bud, you have the nick casey special. Let’s keep that a secret from girls otherwise they might get scared
Nick Casey Special by Zach Boro February 27, 2024

The Antowne Special

A pizza dressed to impress with Bacon, Pineapple, and Pepperoni!
Head over to the corner pizzeria and order up the Antowne special!