Phantom Wristband Syndrome

After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “

Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago

by PoorDavid January 22, 2023

Trump Recovery Syndrome

A phenomenon whereby individuals who were triggered by President Trump, go through a series of stages before finally calming down and feeling peace. This is entirely natural after 4+ years of his anxiety-provoking madness. The nervous system has to re-calibrate. Our habitual range of e-motion has to return to healthier parameters. Those stages may include deep sleep, hyper-vigilance, spontaneous joy, intermittent rage, feelings of boredom, generalized anxiety, a persistent need to check media, a hunger for intensity, pendulating between emotional armor and moments of surrender. It is very similar to one’s experience of reality after any abuser leaves their life. It takes real time to integrate the fact that they are gone, particularly in the case of a malignant-narcissist who has a perpetual need for attention. Anyone suffering from TRS will benefit from a patient approach to their recovery. Trump hit many buttons, and it will take time before your nervous system can regulate. - Jeff Brown

Hey Dude, don't be pushing on me that Q-ANON nonsense about the election being stolen. I am still traumatized and going through Trump Recovery Syndrome.

by LaughingAloud January 24, 2021

Big Bäenis Syndrome

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.

WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ

by eparagger123 March 16, 2021

Dzintars Čīča syndrome

Dzintars Čīča syndrome is when all that goes through a persons mind is the great Latvian singer Dzintars Čīča.
To get diagnosed you need to know:
1: the complete lyrics to his hit-song: Tu esi vasara
2: have listened to his album: Nac un dziedi more than 2 times

Normal person: Hey, are you doing alright? I keep hearing you sing.
Diagnosed person: VĒJŠ KAS JŪRAS VĒĒĒĒĒJŠ!
Normal person: I see, Dzintars Čīča syndrome.

by Tuulín Tokhín March 26, 2021

Skibidi toilet syndrome

The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.

- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.

by fancytophatman September 3, 2023

THPS Syndrome

T.H.P.S. (Tony Hawk Pro Skater) Syndrome is when someone playing a computer game explodes into a fit of rage when they feel they have been cheated out by the console (time has expired/score not achieved/game freezes/any other reason)

Dude: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHH!! F**K!! &%$%*£*& DIE YOU PEICE OF S**T!!! AAAAARRRRRGHGGHH!!!

Dude 2: Whats with him??

Dude 3: THPS Syndrome

Dude 2: What?! Why is he smashing his 360 to bits!??

Dude 3: He almost completed Through The Fire And The Flames on Expert but the game crashed on the last few notes.

by Mr P Flex July 19, 2010

bischof syndrome

the quality of using the bischof minute, which is usually about 20 minutes off standard time. causing the person to be always late. or to let things unfold without caring. usually in situations like carpooling, they rarely give a straight answer.

"you've got the bischof syndrome, you can't even be on time."

friend: "so do we have a drive to the movie?"
bischof syndrome person: "ah...do you have a drive to the movie?"
friend: "you said you could drive us!"
bischof syndrome person: "just dont worry about it, it'll work out"

by peter blumbkin eater November 27, 2007