Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!

Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

weak as piss

Dean Baade

Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss

by Feralberyl June 5, 2017

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Piss stinker

An animal or lesson that continuiously shits and pissed themself. They are sometimes very self-obsorbed and think they are the best in which the are fucking wrong

Hey you, your a piss stinker

by Ahahahahasehs December 9, 2019

Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.

“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”

by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022