The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024

5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.

Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed

by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food

Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?

by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024

rule 873

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.

"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"

by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024

Rule 11

Loud Is Sometimes Funny

Rule 1 No Boomers
Rule 2 No Zoomers
Rule 3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule 4 No Marvel Stans
Rule 5 Stan Loona
Rule 6 No K-Pop
Rule 7 No My Little Pony Friendship is Fuck
Rule 8No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule 9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule 10 Ignore Rule 5
Rule 11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

by Koda From Las Nevadas December 7, 2024

Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

by Losercat December 12, 2024