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Johnson (Okorie) 

adjective;

a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.
That Johnson (Okorie) can be such a comedian.

Johnson Minute 

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.
Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
Johnson Minute by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Johnsexual 

The act of people liking other people named John.
"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

johnson tingle

when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed
Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch
johnson tingle by 69420lol March 19, 2022
MADDIE, words cannot describe how much I love Mads! She’s extremely sweet and welcoming, she’s so talented and nice, and is amazing!! We get along so well and I’m so glad I met her
Did you see johnscns new edit?
YES I LOVE IT
Johnscns by Midgvrds May 22, 2022

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.
~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
“ Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “