the cat 

A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.

Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."

the cat by RogueAviDog August 17, 2006

General Tso's cat 

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

General Tso's cat by carlton berry September 8, 2007

dope cat 

someone who is way cooler than anyone else. They run their school and pretty much the whole town. If your not a dope cat don't feel bad, but don't feel too good cause only really cool kids can be dope cats.

Oh did you just see that fly daddy walk by? What a dope cat!!!!

dope cat by Optimus Shanikwa February 19, 2010

stray cat fever 

When a person, sometimes despite having a home of thier own, wonders from place to place wearing out their welcome and burning bridges along the way without returning to thier own home. These places typically consist of the residence of friends or distance relatives. A person suffering from this affliction will often discard cleanliness and, when female, will sleep with countless partners as long as drugs and shelter are provided.

That girl has stray cat fever worse than her mom did. Give her a couple beers and she's ready to move in. How are we going to get rid of her.

stray cat fever by notsurewhyweneedthis February 21, 2010

mary cat 

Someone named mary with an unmistakable ability to look/act like a cat when and wherever she chooses. She'll get your tongue. Enjoys good catnip, a neat litter box, and well groomed whiskers.

Who is the girl dressed as a cat meowing at my dad?
Oh thats Mary Cat.
Wow what a pussy cat!

mary cat by fuzzym April 25, 2010

throwing cat

A cat made for throwing at people who are otherwise stupid or who make dumb comments

This dumb girl pissed me off so I got my throwing cat and threw it at her

throwing cat by thatzombiedude April 28, 2010

Helpless Cat 

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

Helpless Cat by NOTGIBRAN234 May 24, 2010