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Skated off

John had his dick skated off and now goes by the name Jane. Jane's pronouns are they/them.
by kubix March 4, 2021
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A bit off

the shoulders seemed a bit off
by Yarrryarh June 15, 2021
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schmackin off

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly
by El Juan September 20, 2003
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off-black

of a blackish colour with a tinge of grey; blackish.
She likes an off-black SUV.
by uttam maharjan April 28, 2011
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gak off

v For a guy to masturbate.
by WillowGrrl January 29, 2006
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jump off

a crack pipe, usually one of those 4" glass tubes with a fake rose inside sold in urban convenience stores as a novelty
Yo, I just copped some rock. Gimme your jump off if you want a blast.
by ATown Chronic January 11, 2008
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A Jerk-off

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !
by B-dones September 16, 2018
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