A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 18, 2017
Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
That’s a nice chocolate cake
by Conner James llll June 07, 2025
The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
Please help me I was in a chocolate cake
by VaginaTEEHEE September 06, 2019
Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs August 01, 2021
by Cakeman9876 April 05, 2022
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened
by LeDudeguy May 26, 2019