You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

Eat

1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition

2)or basically (Possibly Bob) lick someone's (even Flo’s) vagina

...yuck!

1). I’m Going To Eat My Dinner
2). Did Bob Wanting to Eat Flo?

by MayDayMeh May 19, 2018

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

Eat Up

‘Gay lingo’ to describe when a male/female has contracted more than a singular STI (sexually transmitted infection)

“Sis, that girl done been eat up”

“I wouldn’t sleep with him…he’s eat up”

by imaniicon December 13, 2021

Eat out

You see how suggesting that I would have to do that is indicative of the actual problem I'm talking about right? Like, I know you want me to validate some kind of overcoming adversity narrative you had in your head there but you see how you saying that literally means I'm right about them fucking the fact cocks and the fat cocks can just do whatever right?

Hym "You see the problem there right? So if you have a small dick you can eat out or something but if you have a fat cock then what? Fuck all of the women and then I have to have a relationship with them in between pipings? No. Give me my fucking money. You are trying to deny me my every desire for nothing more than I want the thing. I'm not wrong to want money. I'm not wrong to want sex. I'm not letting you take this from me."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023