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Little Brown Bear

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.
(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025
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Bear Trap

A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.
"Whoa Chris, watch out before going in the bathroom."
"Why?"
"There could be a bear trap in there."
by Dr. Jack Marshburn esq. October 5, 2023
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Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
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Bear .S

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.
Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!
by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020
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rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
by bearfanatic September 9, 2014
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Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here
Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024
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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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