Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
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crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018
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World Wrestling Syndrome

A psychological disorder that causes the sufferer to be unable to control the sudden impulse to wrestle even perfect strangers anytime and anywhere.
I knew I had taken a risk in bringing him to this most somber of events due to his lifelong World Wrestling Syndrome but I never imagined that he would attempt to wrestle our beloved, 94-year-old Queen.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
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mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.
Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.
by tehtaz May 5, 2019
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crazy brake syndrome

when your driving along following a car in front and they randomly hit the brakes for no apparent reason, usually on a long stretch of empty road.
main proponents of crazy brake syndrome are old people and new drivers.

can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:

person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"

person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"
by lictor October 3, 2009
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Slumber Party Syndrome

Last one up, that can't fall asleep due to excitement from socializing. Being hushed only encourages uncontrollable laughter.

Can Also Be: Phenomenon when you are still awake and uncontrollably laughing in a social situation where you're supposed to be asleep.

Same as: SlumberParty Syndrome
Blue was suffering from slumber party syndrome as she couldn't stop uncontrollably laughing hyena style, as everyone else is passed the fuck out.
by alliue December 21, 2008
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dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.
"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"
by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010
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