When having intercourse on the beach you pull out, stick your schlong in the sand and then instantly stick it into your girls poop box. Warning this could cause multiple cuts on your wenie and sand in your girls anus.
by ashtin seager February 26, 2009
The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained
by little e. June 05, 2006
A "Poop Partner" is a term representative of the union between two or more people involved in "Poop Tube"(ing). A Poop Partner is the person on either the giving or receiving end of the poop-tube, which can be used to transfer feces from one anus to the next.
It is said that the fecal matter can travel for weeks at a time from Poop Partner to Partner before it breaks down any further. The affect that poop-tubing has on the feces themselves is not unlike what they would face under long-term constipation, but leaving the temporary harbinger's rectum unscathed. Although it should be advised not to harbor the feces for any longer than three hours.
It is said that the fecal matter can travel for weeks at a time from Poop Partner to Partner before it breaks down any further. The affect that poop-tubing has on the feces themselves is not unlike what they would face under long-term constipation, but leaving the temporary harbinger's rectum unscathed. Although it should be advised not to harbor the feces for any longer than three hours.
::Spoken over the phone to a friend::
"Yo Andre, I just left Rodney's house and I need a Poop Partner." "Look dude, he busted out this new poop-tube and pinched me off a sweet dump." "Like big time bro, you gotta let me come over RIGHT NOW so we can keep this going."
"Rodney said this shit's been going for like 12 days."
"Yo Andre, I just left Rodney's house and I need a Poop Partner." "Look dude, he busted out this new poop-tube and pinched me off a sweet dump." "Like big time bro, you gotta let me come over RIGHT NOW so we can keep this going."
"Rodney said this shit's been going for like 12 days."
by Anarneemus March 17, 2012
Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.
From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.
From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.
by Downstrike August 17, 2005
when a yamagotchi poops it resembles a hersey kiss
by pooman February 12, 2004
by TheMadCrapper December 04, 2007
What you are about to read is a very sensitive topic on many platforms.
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 01, 2019