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Penis Colada 

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis
Penis Colada by dhill November 2, 2003

Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole
When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.

penis lollipop 

another term for a cocksuker used to insult someone
man that guy is such a penis lollipop
penis lollipop by lowery September 10, 2003

penis slacker 

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".
The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.
penis slacker by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004

penis cak 

An allies you use in the game 007 Nightfire.
Also works with Halo.
Player 1: Ahhh! you have killed me!
Penis Cak: LOL! NOOB!
penis cak by Dan Mitts January 11, 2008

penis swaggler 

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.
Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.