shehecheyanu moments

Shehecheyanu moments are those times when one is grateful for being alive. Shehecheyanu is the blessing of firsts, of thanking God for the little miracles of being alive, of realizing you’re lucky to reach this special time.

Here’s a random list of my Shehecheyanu moments in the past 14 months...

by OuiquitOuiquitO November 29, 2017

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024

whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.

I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.

by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021

"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.

I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Down moment

When something happens that makes you feel down.

I dropped my iPhone so it cracked. What a down moment.

by Creativeword December 16, 2022

Teagan Moment

When someone forgets what they were talking about literally 3 seconds after talking about it, or gets so horribly distracted they forgot what they were going to say .

Dude, did you hear the Jenny go so distracted she forgot what the original topic was? That's a Teagan Moment dude!

by MysticScout June 10, 2022