Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.
Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.
Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.
I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.
by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024
Get the Slerf's Lawmug. when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2012
Get the Notting Hill In-lawsmug. The law will never know what hit them when we all become law abiding citizens.
v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
by NaughtySiren December 17, 2018
Get the Lawmug. 
An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
Get the Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanismmug. The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 31, 2021
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. stepgrandniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepgrandniece-in-lawmug.