wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Potato fire

When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.

I potato fired that so hard.

by Project Zed November 28, 2017

crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017

Neo Fire Sonic

a great mugen creator that is a cool dude/lady/person/thing

"dude Neo Fire Sonic is the best"
"Yeah Dud"

by A FUCkING IDIOOOT December 31, 2017

German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”

by megacheese69 May 4, 2018

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018