A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
by Roccstar October 10, 2012
Get the Seize The Daymug. by the eRADEKator November 14, 2003
Get the judgement daymug. An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.
Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009
Get the Turkey Daymug. A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
Get the Christmas Daymug. You guys are retards (except the people that had definitions similair to this one). Green Day ARE in fact sell outs, they only made the American Idiot album to appeal to all the poser pop-punk faggots out there. If you think Green Day is punk, your very wrong, they were somewhat punk at one point (in their earlier days). They used to be good, but now they are pop-punk faggoty teenybopper sell outs. If you want to hear real punk, go download some Aus Rotten, Anti-Flag, the Casualties, the Addicts, and many more, mostly underground punk rock bands that sing about true politics and not just saying "American Idiot".
GREEN DAY SOLD OUT, GET OVER IT YOU 12-14 YEAR OLD POP-PUNK, SIMPLE PLAN, AVRIL LAVIGNE, SUM 41, BLINK 182, LOVERS.
by 434 September 13, 2005
Get the Green Daymug. A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's daymug. A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.
Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"
"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
by Enig April 14, 2009
Get the Konstantine Daymug.