Dirty Jesus

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.

Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.

by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010

Dirty Dukakis

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.

by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

Dirty Junior

When a co-worker fails to practice conventional personal hygiene on a consistent basis.

I wish the guy that sets in the cubicle behind me wasn't such a dirty junior and took a bath once and a while.

by black3925 November 8, 2008

Dirty Denham

A sexual manuever preformed by inserting a sperm-soaked finger into your partners anus and thrusting forcibly.

"Honey I'm ready to take our love life to the next step. Lets try the Dirty Denham."

by Clyde Donovan August 10, 2007

Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Skank

A dirty skank (DS) is another word for a female who cannot keep her legs closed. It is another word for a whore or slut.

Wow, Brittany is such a dirty skank.

by seriously.ur.basic March 7, 2015