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Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.
Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”
by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024
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Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 8, 2024
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Canaanite Flicker Gooning

The sacred art of flicking one's penis or clitoris between strokes or rubs, altering between flicks and rubs. This achieves a rhythm so divine that it promises a state of unparalleled pleasure. The term draws inspiration from the biblical promise of the land of Canaan to Abraham—a covenant of fulfillment and maximum goon pleasure and volume.

In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.

Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.

Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
USAGE 1:

Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!

James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?

USAGE 2:

Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.

Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.

Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
by 000Six_Six000 December 10, 2024
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Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024
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Canadian Masturbation

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024
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canadappi

A portmanteau of the words "Canada" and "Kannappi"

Someone who migrated to Canada in the 2020s to Canada from India for "freedom", which he lacks in his home country. This migration is also fueled by his inability to study hard and get admission in college, and secure a job in his home country. He is often found on Instagram with a public account replete with photos shot on iPhone with vivid filter. A textbook photo of his would be of him posing with a Tim Hortons cup in front of someone's car in Canada surrounded by maple leaves with caption "My life my rules".
He hates doing blue collar jobs in his home country, but does not mind doing the same for his Canadian gora lords. When he returns home (with the flight ticket he earned through hard slavery), he expects to be treated like a Princess. He often lashes out at how migrant laborers ruining his home state (mostly Kerala), but he himself is a migrant laborer in someone else's land.
Jerin: Do you know where our old friend Roshan is?
Midhun: Heard he went to Canada for higher studies
Jerin: What a Canadappi!
by metal soap January 5, 2025
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Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"
by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025
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