j bag

to call someone a j-bag is like calling them a jerk off

Buster at work is really being a J BAG.

by shreker September 20, 2006

Dick Bag

Vagina

The only redeeming quality in Kathy is her dick bag.

by Brown Hammer July 20, 2009

Hot Bagging

The Hot Baggee puts their face through a hole in the wall. On the other side of the wall there is a painting around the hole. Usually a flower or ladybug antennae. The Hot Baggee then awaits the hot bag. The hot bag itself is a condom filled with feces, usually human. The act of hot bagging is actually smacking the person who has their head through the hole in the face with the hot bag.

This complicated procedure is known as hot bagging or being hot bagged, depending on if you are the hot bagger or hot baggee.

The wife burnt my macaroni and cheese. She knew she was in the wrong and assumed the hot bagging position.

by SD21___ January 20, 2009

hoe-bag

A stupid whore

"My god, Whitney is such a fuckin hoe-bag!"

by Christy January 15, 2003

Douche Bag

An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

by Tizzell July 31, 2008

wad bag

A small cute purse a girl would carry wads of tissues in to her Confirmation or Batmitzvah, or any life event where she's afraid she might cry.

Thank goodness I brought my wad bag to "Twilight" because I couldn't stop crying.

by darwin cook September 3, 2013