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Runescape

The most addicting and life-ruining game out there. I started playing in 06 or 07 and at first I thought it was stupid. A few months later I saw myself sitting hours on end in front of a screen getting a skill cape. I was able to drop the addiction for a few years, but I always would come back. Runescape takes over and it is all you think about. You don't think about school grades, work, family, nothing. You just care about the game and how to get your next cape. I wish I would have never found out about this game.
Mom- son, I am very sick.

Son- mom shush I am playing runescape. Gosh, you're such an xp waste.
by Xpwastenub March 10, 2014
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Runescape

I played Runescape as a child and I wasted 4 years of it. I wish that nerd never showed me this game so I woudn't waste my life. at the start, in 2006, i had very low levels and then I started to get addicted. Jagex had andrew gover and he was good, but this game was to addicted. Jagex started to change. the gover company sold the game to greedy english people and they made all mod accounts like mod mark, mod mmg. people start to quit when mmg came as CAO. they told that u would get moderator if u played a lot. I did not know how bad Mod MMG could lie and I kept wasting my life. Runescape 2 came, I had good levels. Then runescape 3 came with the evolution of combat. many protests again, many quits.Mod MMG has closed his clan. Jagex are masterminds and make stupid updates like salomon store and a squeel of fortune to get you addicted so you have to pay to play their game, and they laugh in your face when you buy from their store.They dont pick moderators at all, you can report what you want. Mod Mark Made his own rules and bans you for saying Mcdonalds.And why should you get all those 99s to do a stupid emote?in this game a 99 is worthless now because Jagex ruined the game with their own rules: they do real world trading ! When I saw this, I did a lot Mod Mark jokes then I dropped all my items and my accounts got banned. Jagex is a greedy english company and I hope you never will play this game because this is too addicting
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by 3. Runescape October 8, 2014
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Runescape and Chill

Much like Netflix and chill but instead playing Runescape
by Stroomtrooper March 12, 2016
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Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.
by StillATriumph August 20, 2016
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Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.
Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.
by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016
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Rule 43B

Ironically, the more beautiful, pure and innocent something is, the greater the need to make porn of it...
Person A: I'm going to make a pornographic picture of this sweet cartoon character

Person B: Hell no I refuse!

Person A: Wait why?

Person B: because rule 43a

Person A: ahhh but it's porn so it's rule 43b :)

Person B: Damn...
by TheMightyCoinKing June 2, 2016
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RUBES

Rubes is a word which describes how amazing a person is. They are really good at everything and super smart. They also really hard and really minted
Woah, my man wes is such a rubes
by I❤wes November 27, 2017
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