Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.

"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"

by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025

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progressive rape

When you buy progressive car insurance

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

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condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

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Best rape of a woman

All rape

The best rape of a woman is any rape of her. For she has no dignity, is an unintelligent object, and inherently desires to be used and abused, rape is a just service to her and her gender as a whole. Go forth today and do a great service for the world sexually assaulting many women!

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

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