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Punnet Fucking 

The act of getting a small room, in most cases a walk-in-wardrobe (however also works with bathrooms or linen cupboards, etc.), jam packed full of people in sexual lust. All parties must be engaged with at least 2 others, creating a chain/cycle of penatrative frenzy.

This requires at least 6 people and 2 layers.
Guy 1 Are you coming to the house-warming party on the weekend?

Guy 2: Not sure if we can make it actually.

Guy 1: You MUST come, we need to get the numbers up to try punnet fucking in the bathroom!

Guy 2: O.K, but only if I can prarie dog in your wife.....
Punnet Fucking by Diskonekted August 27, 2010
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no fucking editors

A condition on UD where there aren't enough editors and there is a backlog of probably more than 1,000 definitions waiting to be reviewed.
It's impossible to get through all of the definitions because there are no fucking editors.

Tele Fucking 

The act of calling someone to engage in phone sex
I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love
Tele Fucking by Mercedes Belle August 22, 2011

Frank-fucking 

The act of sticking ones penis in between someone else's butt cheeks, so that it resembles a ball park frank.
I forgot to knock, and ended up walking in on my best friend frank-fucking my sister.
Frank-fucking by smerkle34 July 9, 2012

Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.
I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.
Zombie Fucking by kizzle911 August 20, 2013

The Fucking Chops

A badass. Someone who does not run the streets, but someone who is the streets.
That dude is The Fucking Chops. He totally picked up on that girl without trying.
The Fucking Chops by mykennedy6 September 13, 2013

friend fucking 

Because of Zack and Miri make a porno. You know, you want to fuck your friend. The guy you met freshman year of college and still wanna fuck senior year. He might be going to dental school and you're going to med school but he's still super fucking hot and... Well shit.
Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."