Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

by ButtMaster77 May 2, 2015

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Eating peacock

A variation of the phrase "eating crow," where the offending party admits no mistake or defeat, but is humiliated nonetheless.

Cantakerous as ever and causing a scene, Kyle was eating peacock, refusing the concede that his candidate lost the election.

by mjslawson October 1, 2025

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im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

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Eat

Using your hand muscles to put food in your mouth then using your face and jaw muscles to chew your food then swallow with your throat and mouth muscles

I eat food

by thatonestupidgaykid July 24, 2021

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