walking devil

someone who literally is the worst person ever, always starting drama, and is a homewrecker.

Bro she is for real for real the walking devil.

by psychic rat April 29, 2023

Walkerism

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys". In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".

Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023

Walkoff

A dunk animation in nba 2k originally performed by Russel Westbrook at OKC where you dunk on a defender then do some weird ass tip toe along the baseline

user1: Get in the paint so I can do a Walkoff
user2: nah i aint tryna get clipped

by tarnnzhill July 7, 2023

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.

I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.

by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024