Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

National suck dick week

Starts August 7th ends August 14th

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week

by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022

Sucks to suck

A phrase used in response to someone who complains about a situation they've either created or have made worse.

Noob: I keep getting killed at van
Pro: sucks to suck, l2p

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

suck sac

When something sucks more then dick, it suck balls.

Dude, you got dumped? That suck sac!

by PoopPant July 5, 2014

suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020

suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.

"you can SUCK MY BALLS"

by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 8, 2022