pump one out

To take a fast shit.

I'll catch up with you guys, I just need to pump one out.

by refugee July 13, 2004

One Night Stood

When you are the victim of a one night stand.

Girl waking up after one night stand: Dang! i just got one night stood.

by awesome-0 3000 December 9, 2010

one-man team

A group or team that relies solely on one person within that team.

Liverpool are a one-man team.

by slim0808 October 27, 2008

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

One Night Stand

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.

Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"

by Bari January 29, 2006

one eyed mule

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

by briar gates November 4, 2004

The one term President

When you finish taking a shit and feel so confident that you got all the shit in one wipe that you don't need a second confirmation wipe. Therefore the "president" is in the "oval office" for one term only.

I have a very fibrous diet, so I only need the one term president.

by Some Kind of Nope November 18, 2014