new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

New Year Cream.

Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.

by iintens December 31, 2009

New Riegel smile

an act where in while giving it to a girl (or a guy your call) you place the front teeth on the curb lift your leg and stomp on their head

Man your girl needs some work on her china. Yea I gave her the New Riegel smile

by Larry Brown June 22, 2007

New Age Nerd

The New Age Nerd is a person who has interests in , and are very knowledgeable of, anime, manga, video games, cartoons and comic books. Although they may be categorized under the nerd title, they are far from it. They are fashionable in some cases, play sports, can get attractive women, and are generally accepted by most social groups.

Brian: "I Just don't understand how Johnny is able to pull in such a good looking girl like Alice when he plays fucking Pokemon..."

Andy: "That's what I call a New Age Nerd my nigga."

by Lord Sasuke July 14, 2014

A New Jersey 10

a way to rank a girls looks
skewed to new jersey ranks

that girl is hot
shes like an L.A. 7 or a New Jersey 10

by jospin December 17, 2008

New Jersey Reload

A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.

The shoot out was so bad that chuck duece had to pull a New Jersey Reload to keep fighting.

by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010

Gay is the new fabulous!

A way of saying it's alright to be gay.

a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.

b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"

by Cont78 June 13, 2011