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suckem sally 

A majestic 12 gauge designed to blow a whole in a elephants ass.
That thing has a big exit wound

Must of got hit by suckem sally
suckem sally by Tottot22 February 8, 2018

Justifiable Salt 

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
Justifiable Salt by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018

toenail salt 

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man
Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU
toenail salt by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

small salt 

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.
Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.
small salt by small salt May 9, 2018
When you’re a angry little kid who took the fattest L in Rainbow Six: Seige
Player “Taketh Thy Loss” through his childish actions he shows nothing but Big Salt. LOL
Big Salt by Paper god March 15, 2018

Flesh salt shaker 

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker