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my moms salad

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019
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Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
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Chicken Caesar salad

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool
"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend
by eatingsalamanders December 5, 2019
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Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020
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